SPOOF - THE WHOLE OF PROFESSOR’S LIFE

When a professor escorted to his bedroom in a ship, the professor asked the chambermaid. "Young man, have you studied psychology?"

The young man said no, and the professor continued, "How is it possible? You did work on human-related businesses. Surely you need a science of behavior and human nature. In addition, you should also know that good service means not in a perfunctory task. I hate to say it, but if you have never studied psychology, it means you've wasted a half your life. "

          

            In the afternoon, when the professor was in the upper deck, he saw a crew was  humming while cleaning the room furniture. "Hey, young man, have you studied philosophy?"

          

 "Never," replied the young man with a polite tone. "I think I've been happy with my work. I've visited all over the world for free, to dining room, and uniform and get paid again. So, For what I learned it?? What was that called? "

         

  "Philosophy! You know, "said the professor," By studying philosophy you will know more about the nature of life. You can dive deeper into your shipping  to the level of self-actualization. And you can dialogue with the guests with a higher intellectual level. If you have never studied philosophy, then in fact you've wasted a half your life. "

          

 In the afternoon, the professor met with another crew who happened to be in charge of cleaning one of the mast. "Tell me, young lady, Have you ever studied anthropology?" Asked the professor to the probing tone.

         

At the time the young lady has never been answered, so the professor continued, "Never? You know, if you study anthropology you will know the culture, customs, rituals and art community where you stopped. he says preach

" Anthropology,  can make you able to dialogue with foreign tribes and expand your knowledge. Without anthropology, it means you've wasted half your life. "

          

 In one day, "bad reputation" the professor is like a virus outbreak on the ship. All the sailors and crew of the vessel adjacent to fear because the questions and college professor who does not quite one cup of tea.

           

On night, When the sky is dark, the ship was hit by storm. Buffeted by the fierce waves, creaking masts. Creak-creaking hull. The captain yelled at everyone to get ready wear a life jacket. The professor hurried and ran toward wearing a life jacket lifeboats. There, some of the crew shouted to set the boat ready to leave the aircraft carrier. A crew to see the professor walked nervously, asked: "have you learned to swim proffesor?"

         

  "Never," replied the professor with trembling and scared to death while his hands clinging to the side lifeboats. "ohh.. It is unfortunate," said the crew, "If the boat is sinking, it means you has been wasted WHOLE host of your life."